I kept thinking how I could get my girlfriend to have sex with me. And she gave herself to me

Don't be embarrassed, but get your dick out — sudden sex on the 1st date

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

You can't spank your wife, you can't put your finger up her ass... I'll call a whore

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆